The UK's 'Oldest Sex Toy' From 2,000 Years Ago Found In North Of England The Yorkshireman Germans discover world's oldest dildo The 18th Century Sex Toy Unearthed in a Polish Latrine Ancient Origins Complete History of Sex Toys Ancient Times to Modern Luxury Brands Simply Pleasure The oldest dildo in the world is approximately 28,000 years old. It was discovered in 2005 in Tbingen, Germany by archaeological researchers at the university there. It is eight inches long and " The Surprising History of Dildos: Humans Have Been Using Them for Over 28,000 Years